I love people with weird names.But more than that I love their names.I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase,you know,something like 'Ladies and Gentlemen'.That'll be a cool name for a kid."This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen".Then when he gets out of hand I get to go "Ladies and Gentlemen, please!".Even better,"Ladies and Gentlemen,you are such a pain in the ass" or,while he is a kid,"why did you shit in your pants,Ladies and Gentlemen?".Can't wait.By the way,Pepsi has again come up with some sulky advertisement where a bunch of little fucking brats get hold of tens of Pepsi cans at the end of the Ad and laugh in pulses like Marlyn Monroe would have done in a cheap Porno.Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise?Are we missing something?Seriously,everyone in this this poor country has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.
Thanks to some political sense left in this world,Spain got its abortion bill legalized.Now people can 'make love'(Read:Define euphemism) without tension.But there was this news on CNN which showed thousand of women on streets of Madrid and other cities protesting against the legalization.Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man?There's such balance in nature.I know I complain a lot but just to reiterate George Carlin,there's another complaint of mine - too much use of this prefix "pre".It's all over the language now — "pre"-this,"pre"-that,place the turkey in a "pre-heated" oven.It's ridiculous.There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in:Heated or unheated!"Pre-heated" is a meaningless fucking term! It's like "pre-recorded" — "This program was pre-recorded." Well,of course it was pre-recorded!When else are you gonna record it,afterwards?That's the whole purpose of recording;to do it beforehand!Otherwise it doesn't really work,does it? "Pre-existing","pre-planning","pre-screening".You know what I tell these people? Pre-suck my genital situation!And they seem to understand what I'm talking about.
Youtube is the biggest invention mankind has ever done.It is bigger than the fucking wheel or the fucking Bulb or the fucking Bra.I was browsing through celebrity interviews and I got hold of a video playlist of celebrities talking about Iraq,Afghanistan and Al-Qaeda.There’s this one celebrity,Rosie O’Donnell,a talk show host,and she said this:“I don’t know anything about Afghanistan,but I know it’s full of terrorists,speaking as a mother.” So what is this "speaking as a mother" then?Is it a euphemism for "well,talking out of my arse"?"Suspending rational thought for a moment"?As a rational human being,Al-Qaeda are a loose association of fundamentalist zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation.But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to nuke every country that hasn’t sent America a Christmas card in the the last 20 years. Speaking as a mother.
I have been observing things from economic point of view for quite sometime now.I wonder why Pepsi ain't sold in square cans.I also wonder why aren't soaps sold in cylindrical shape?But the one stuff which makes me proud of my Eco-Head is ,when you buy a V-neck sweater there's a V of material missing.You know what they do with that?They send it to D&G or Linda Zona or Playboy and they make those fancy panties with those V stuffs.By the way I forgot to mention that I am writing this blog cuz I am bored and waiting for X to get me weed.Yeah,Bingo.I am going to smoke up today.This asshole X promised to get me weed around 3 hours back and is still slogging his ass up some place in this small town.I was reading about weeds,stuff and other shits and I know now that they lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated.Lie!When you're high,you can do everything you normally do just as well – you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort.You see,there is a difference.I used to do weed and stuff.I still do,but I used to,too.Wait,somebody's knocking.I think X has come.See ya'll next time I get bored.Toodles.
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