You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. Oh the places you'll go....I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
Anyway chuck this shit apart,lemme tell u the story of a stud,who wasn't really a stud in the stud way but still he was a stud.His name was 'xD'.He was born in guwahati airport inside an indian airlines waiting room,and the airline's board of management sponsored him a lifelong free-travel card,which he has still kept laminated with him inside his 'box-of-secrets'.
He always came in top 3 in his class till he was in 11th and never came in top 20 after 11th.He loves 3doors down.He loves Shashi Tharoor.He loves Emannuelle Chirqui.His top item in his bucket list is to watch ManU Vs. Arsenal in Old Trafford 5 years from now.He hates Dimitar berbatov.He hates Sarah Palin.He also hates How I Met Your Mother.
He has asked out 7 chicks till date,6 actually went out with him(One left the school before replying back).He knows multiplication table till 37.His mom and dad had a love marriage 3 weeks after they passed out from IIT in 1987.Dad from IIT-Kanpur and mom from Roorkee.He studies in MIT,manipal and hates motors and generators.He wants to do MBA from IIM-Bangalore.He knows he stands no chance for Ahmedabad.He loves the word 'psephology'.
Currently he has a very complicated relationship status as he has managed in his facebook account.He also hates orkut.He loves delhi but he hates blasts.He also hates Indian Mujahideen and Manmohan Singh.He likes Rahul gandhi but still wonders how did a famous survey agency named him the most eligible bachelor in the world.
He sucks at electrical concepts.Cant even differentiate between a motor and genrator,which by the way hardly anyone in his current batch can do.He hates the faculty at MIT but loves the chicks.He currently had a drunk-crush on Ahana,a first year chick,and it was/is the longest crush he has ever had.He loves singing.She loves singing too.He wants to go back home soon.He wants to play guitar all night long sitting over the main building of his college humming Kryptonite over and over again and again.
He even has a blog but he hardly ever updates it.He loves typing but loves writing.He loves writing abstractly abstract articles,especially ones that contain amazing and weird words.He is tired of typing right now.He is prepared to die, but there is no cause for which he is prepared to kill.He loves saying stupid things and better if they are really stupid like "Bitch please, I'm amazing and you are?" "I will piss on your grave." "stop being a dick hole." "can you shut the fuck up for like 2.5 seconds?".
Chris rock and he once said together that "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.".
He can't towel-dry his hair, because it'll tangle. So he puts a towel on the bed and smack his head on the bed, like, ten times, so all the water will drain out.He knows he is a jerkass but he cant help it,so he will keep writing and saying like peter pan : "So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned. Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Never Land!"
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